(inspired by www.neopets.com) 

There was a very creepy place. I don’t even have the guts to say it’s still there. Neopians don’t call it haunted for nothing. Behold, for this is a story I made up of how Hubrid’s Puzzle Box came to be in the Hidden Tower. This box was judged to be an ordinary box. However, it wasn’t. Eliv Thade had recently done some research on it, so he knew some thing about it. It was a very dreadful box.

Little did he know, Edna also knew about the box. That’s right, Edna’s her name. If you accept any of her quests, it’ll be very hard, and you get piles of sludges in return. That Edna. So, when Eliv went to the exact spot where the box was supposed to be, it wasn’t there.

“I’ll get that Edna,” said Thade.

He marched up right to Edna’s old tower and was majorly surprised that Edna didn’t have it. It was misplaced…

Got you, didn’t I? Turns out, she came in with the box in her hands.

“Oh Eliv, How skinny you are!”

“You always say that you stupid ninny! Give me that box!”

Edna replied,”Gimme gimme never gets!”

“Just shut up and give me that box! I mean it! Gimme it or…”

“Or you’ll what? Kiiiilll me?”

“That’s IT!”

He grabbed the box at the same time Edna did. It turned into puzzle box tug-a-war. Whoever lost went into Edna’s pot. No one would want to fall in there. They tugged and tugged for hours, insulting each other. Eliv was the one who started the real trouble.

“You! Why do you always get in my way of ruling neopia.”

“You’re skinny, and as a ruler you wouldn’t even last a second, because I’d be there!”

“I think you have the wrong way around Missy! It’s you that wouldn’t last!”

“STOP! Sieze them!”

“Dr. Sloth!?!?!”

“It’s I who will rule the world, not Edna the stupid one or Eliv bad geade.”

Sloth kicked the box away from Edna and Elivs hands into the sea

“Now look what you’ve done you crack pot!” Eliv was obviously aggrivated.

” I think you look skinny too. Eat… EAT…” Edna was *cough* very reassuring….

“Ew! Don’t do it! You can’t rule the world if you’re dead!” Eliv was not a big fan of what came out of Edna’s pot.

They decided to go to Maraqua Ruins, where it was hidden. Suddenly, a big slug came into their path.

“Box miiine!”

“Salt and pepper time!”

The slug screamed at the burn of the salt.

“Aaaaaaaah! The box!”

It was being carried away by Vira. Thade had the most irritating thought. Could this day get any worse?

“She’s the thinnest girl I’ve EVER seen!”

“Never mind that! We have to pursue the bbbo-” It was gone!

“Shut up you old coot! We have to get to Meridell.”

“And what, let the Turmaculous eat you?”

“Hahaha, very funny.”

“I used a little ‘hocas pocas’, and now we’re here.”

“‘Hocas pocas’ Hmph!”

“You’ll never get it now!” Vira started to open the box. Then,Boss Kass came and snatched it.

“Indeed you never will.”

“Let’s play ‘Wack a Kass’!” Everyone grabbed a stick.

“Great not again!” Wack! Bam! Slam!

“Ok, now let’s get down to buisness. Who’s going to rule the world?”

“ME! Although I may be so called ’skinny’, I can still rule the world!”

“No! I shall rule, and NO ONE can stop…”

Edna butted in,” The skinny plushie on my shelf…”

“I’m NOT skinny.”

“That’s a change. You’re skinnier than an asparagus shoot!”

“Take that back Edna!”

“You deserve it!”

Sloth dived for Edna, and they started a big fight.

“So it’s just me and both of you now.”

“Wrong,” The pant devil came in, “I’ll have that box, thank you!” Fyora stepped in.

“You all will not have it, unless you can pay the price.” It has been in the Hidden Tower ever since, as Hubrid’s Puzzle Box.

The water of the sea, The songs of the wind, Who do you want to be, Where do you want to begin?

Maybe you could pretend, Or you could dream it, When you choose your life, Who will be there to believe it?

Your friends, neighbors, and friends around you, I know they will believe, If you tell them who you are, And who you want to be.

People that you don’t even know, Will gather to hear your stories, And your poems, songs, and rhythms, To help choose their destiny.

Even though you are only you, And I am only me, Everything is part of a plan, And everything you see.

All the wonderful nature around you, The plants and the trees, The mountains and the sea, Along with the flatlands and prairies.

They are very special and different, In every single way, But you are even more special, Because God loves you in every way.

And when you believe God is there, Every single independent day, You become one of his prized posessions, That he puts you with his treasure.

His gold and silver crowns, His ever-lasting jewels and roses, They are nothing to God, That can compare to you and me.

Don’t hide out in the cold, The snow, rain, and sleet, Because you are very special, And everyone thinks you’re neat.

Every mistake you make, Is never impossible to fix, Because God sacrificed his only son, So you were forgiven ever since.

Everyone who listens, Wants to be like you, So why not be yourself, And show the world what you can do.

Don’t ever give up making the path, Because others want to follow, God wants everyone to take his path, And leave their pain and sorrow.

It is said in the Holy Bible, And every single day, The verse that stickes out in my head, That tells you to never fear any thing.

God pleads us to pray to him, Independently and in groups, To fight the battles before us, To pray for more troops.

No matter who you are, Losers and winners alike, We are all different and somehow the same, But somehow we start the fight.

Which ever path we take, Whether you win or lose, Please let it end in a good way, Under a pearl-colored cresent moon.

I hope you become a Christian, I didn’t type it by mistake, I mean it with all my heart, With the chances I will take.

I am a Christian, Yes,you heard me clear, And my goal is to make you one, By the end of the year.

I hope we will be friends, And be angels in the clear, And I won’t stop trying, Until Jesus Christ is here.